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vonesterreich

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Mar 09, 2011 11:31

I demand to know what all the fuss is about regarding this 'crazy Frenchman that's out to kill everyone'. At first I thought my idiot cousin was making it up, but now I see that most of the city is babbling about the same nonsense.

. . . Perhaps there is something wrong with the drinking water here.

surrounded by idiots, wtf is going on

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axkingforit March 9 2011, 19:57:33 UTC

...I dunno, sounds like a cool-ass party to me.

vonesterreich March 9 2011, 21:27:10 UTC

. . . You have an interesting definition of 'party'.

axkingforit March 9 2011, 21:31:46 UTC

And you seem like the kind that would require a practical demonstration.

vonesterreich March 9 2011, 21:32:34 UTC

I know perfectly well what a party is. That won't be necessary.

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hergelaufene March 9 2011, 21:13:48 UTC

I wasn't lying! WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW!

vonesterreich March 9 2011, 21:26:42 UTC

Gilbert, you're like the boy that cried wolf. When isn't someone trying to kill you?

hergelaufene March 9 2011, 22:27:59 UTC

You can just shut your mouth. I'm coming over to hide and you'll see that it's not just me!

vonesterreich March 9 2011, 22:48:52 UTC

Wha-- YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THINGS! Don't bring this craziness to my doorstep!

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danskannabis March 10 2011, 02:11:43 UTC

DUDE WAS WEIRD. He came in and broke a whole bunch of shit at my job. ...Then I gave him something to "relax" with.

He chilled out a bit after that.

vonesterreich March 10 2011, 02:19:57 UTC

You drugged him?

danskannabis March 10 2011, 02:30:09 UTC

Well, not drugged. Not exactly. Not technically.

... Okay I gave him a joint, but DUDE NEEDED IT, he was fucking off the chain.

vonesterreich March 10 2011, 02:33:18 UTC

You realize that is illegal in this country?

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