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[vonesterreich]

I demand to know what all the fuss is about regarding this 'crazy Frenchman that's out to kill everyone'. At first I thought my idiot cousin was making it up, but now I see that most of the city is babbling about the same nonsense.

. . . Perhaps there is something wrong with the drinking water here.

Comments

[danskannabis]

DUDE WAS WEIRD. He came in and broke a whole bunch of shit at my job. ...Then I gave him something to "relax" with.

He chilled out a bit after that.

[vonesterreich]

You drugged him?

[danskannabis]

Well, not drugged. Not exactly. Not technically.

... Okay I gave him a joint, but DUDE NEEDED IT, he was fucking off the chain.

[vonesterreich]

You realize that is illegal in this country?

[danskannabis]

Oh.

Is it really? Good thing I'm kicking the habit!

[vonesterreich]

Honestly, how do people like you even get approved for visas nowadays?

[danskannabis]

Because I am a rare, exotic breed of a fine ass young man.

[vonesterreich]

. . . And what rare, exotic talents do you have? Enlighten me.

[danskannabis]

For one, I am a dying species.

For two, I make pretty things out of things that were once not pretty!

For three, I can bake a almond cake tower like no one has ever seen.

For four, I'm a pretty cool dude. And my clothes fit me.

For five, I can sing the alphabet backwards in Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian.

For six, DANNEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG.

[vonesterreich]

. . . I'm not positive if you can do more than a well-educated child.

And having your clothes fit you isn't a notable achievement in life.

[danskannabis]

That a challenge, sportsfan?

[vonesterreich]

I am not a fan of sports, sir. And no, it was an observation.

[danskannabis]

TOO BAD, Challenge accepted.

Give me some idea, mental image, or belief that you love, and I'll design your own personalized scrap sculpture piece based off that. :Uc

[vonesterreich]

I don't see the poi-- Fine. Music. Have fun with that.

[danskannabis]

Sweet deal, bro. ♥ Will have it done for you by next Friday. Let me know when and where you want to pick it up at.

[vonesterreich]

I--Wait, what exactly am I getting? Why are you offering me a gift?