Give Judy my notice

[voltaireno6]

I lost my job this morning. Apparently, my company is doing a massive sweep, worse than the one in January, and I got a phone call from HR, probably at 11:11 on the dot; wouldn't that be cute? Anyway, it's been time for me to move on for quite a while, and apparently the universe decided to give me a kick in the pants, since I wasn't about to make

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[koncentrated]

I'm sorry for any stress this might cause you in the future, but I think that it excellent that you are optimistic! I really hope that you are able to embark on a journey that will be more rewarding than this job. I look forward to hearing about what you get yourself into next :) keep smiling!

[voltaireno6]

Thank you! :) I saw your post about your job the other day and almost replied that I was feeling the same way about mine. Haha. Well, anyway, I hope your work situation improves too, even if it's only until July! Hang in there... soon you'll be on to bigger and better things!

[hoodoodave]

Katie, it'll be fine. You can work for me! I've been needing an assistant anyways. Responsibilities include (but are not limited to):

1. Feeding my rats.
2. Finding a way to get squirrels out of the walls.
3. Picking up newest comic books (only on wednesdays)
4. Listening to me talk about videogames.
5. Watching me play videogames.
6. Scouring youtube and making a playlist of the best videos.
7. Making a daily sack lunch.

I can pay you precisely 4 dollars a day. No benefits.

[voltaireno6]

I've been considering trying out a collection of gigs and just racking up money that way... I mean, what you've described definitely counts as an "odd job!" :P

You lied about the benefits- I get to play with your rats, and possibly contract rabies from a squirrel!