DIES OF LOVE! Oh, this is one of your best recaps ever! I especially like the image this conjures up:
(Dear Diary, Today I tried to get Clark drunk with whiskey to have my wicked way with him. I passed out before he was even dizzy but he carried me to the couch and covered me with a blanket!! Dear diary this can only mean True Love. Soaring with Hope, Alexander J. Luthor) Aw, Lex you're so precious!
"(Last night) was quite the coming out party." ... PASS. THIS IS WAY TOO EASY.
Yes, yes it is.
Your diary entries are fucking GOLD. My personal favourite:
Today Lana accused me of something I most certainly did not do (well, I may have done it) (well ok I did it but there's no proof). A mutant attacked me but Clark saved me and then smiled at me so once again, the world evens up.
So very, very Lex.
I think I enjoy your re-caps even more than the funhouse that is the show :-) ♥
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Also, AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Lex's diary entries were the best. And you know he wrote them with a pink pen on purple sparkly paper.
"I'm not sure I like this S2 red-k outfit. It feels wrong without Lex here with us to admire the cut."
*cries*
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And you know he wrote them with a pink pen on purple sparkly paper.
It wouldn't be our Lex otherwise!
*cries*
*cries with you* boys :(
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Ok, someone needs to write diary!fic
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http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/cyb00/ff/diary/diary_index.html
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(Dear Diary,
Today I tried to get Clark drunk with whiskey to have my wicked way with him. I passed out before he was even dizzy but he carried me to the couch and covered me with a blanket!! Dear diary this can only mean True Love.
Soaring with Hope,
Alexander J. Luthor)
Aw, Lex you're so precious!
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"(Last night) was quite the coming out party."
... PASS. THIS IS WAY TOO EASY.
Yes, yes it is.
Your diary entries are fucking GOLD. My personal favourite:
Today Lana accused me of something I most certainly did not do (well, I may have done it) (well ok I did it but there's no proof). A mutant attacked me but Clark saved me and then smiled at me so once again, the world evens up.
So very, very Lex.
I think I enjoy your re-caps even more than the funhouse that is the show :-) ♥
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