Sv S8Ep16 Turbulence
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kasdkasjdkads DON'T DO THAT DON'T TRY TO CONFUSE ME SO EARLY IN THE EPISODE SHOW
Remember dear sinners, for your next confession: it wasn't you, it was the beast! inside of you! fighting to get out!!!!
I wouldn't walk down that alley even if they payed me. Not even on a dare, and I can never refuse stupid dares.
Well as long as it's the bad guys he kills I don't see anything wrong!
"(Last night) was quite the coming out party."
... PASS. THIS IS WAY TOO EASY.
omg that coat is amazing
"You got a little bit of a wardrobe malfunction."
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"All your attention should be on Jimmy."
Isn't it sad that she's got to be reminded of her brand new husband?
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS
NEEDS MOAR GORE
Ahahaha the entire hospital went home forgetting Jimmy was inside
ok sure
"I think we can find something a little less High-School Musical and a little more Louis Vuitton to carry around whatever it is you're hiding in here."
lmao but Clark likes to sing! He doesn't even know who that Louis chap is!
This cap is from right before the scene. Spoiler for the LV propaganda! I thought we didn't have budget for these things, show! Although it looks a bit fake SO OK
"Do not underestimate your talents Kent."
Has he actually written any article? HE'S THE PHOTOCOPY BOY NOT A REPORTER
CLARK RUN SHE WANTS TO GET IN YOUR PANTS. I BET OLIVER IS ON THIS TOO. ORGY!! CLARK YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS TRUST ME.
"You did see me, you did. But I didn't murder anyone!"
It was THE BEAST INSIDE you guys!
THE WHINY MUMBLY HOUR ~~~
Jimmy just got a scratch on his manboobs I don't understand all the drama here
SERIOUS JIMMY IS SERIOUS
DIDN'T I TELL YOU OLIVER WAS ON IT??? Hahahahahahaha omg I almost spit tea all over the screen because I understood the captain's name was "Captain Nipples"
STOP THE ENGINES WE'RE HAVING A LEX-CHAT HERE
"What about what Lex put you through? Pretending to be your friend for how many years?"
"I like to think there was a time when Lex and I had a real friendship."
In other words: SHUT UP BITCH
"Did Lex talk to you about me?"
"He kept a journal."
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Monday 18
Dear Diary,
Today I talked to Dad and he upset me, but Clark smiled at me afterwards so it all evens up.
Love,
Alexander J. Luthor
Saturday 23
Dear Diary,
Today Lana accused me of something I most certainly did not do (well, I may have done it) (well ok I did it but there's no proof). A mutant attacked me but Clark saved me and then smiled at me so once again, the world evens up.
Love,
Alexander J. Luthor
Monday 25
Dear Diary,
Today I told Tess Mercer about you and make her pinky-swear she'd never tell. Haha, she's so jealous I won't let her meet Clark. Speaking of Clark, he came to play pool and I told him we were meant to be. He blushed and smiled at me!!!
Love,
Alexander J. Luthor
I CAN'T STOP OK, IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE'S A GIANT GIRL. GUYS. GUYS REMEMBER HOW LOIS GAVE CLARK A DIARY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY IN 'ORACLE'? MY THEORY (I swear I had an entry on this but now I can't find it!!) THAT THE BOTH OF THEM ARE GIRLS IS STRONGER EVERY DAY omg
Well this is a nice little reunion!
WACKINESS I LOVE IT. Mental institution, here he goes! (hopefully)
IS HE TRYING TO MAKE HER DRUNK does it mean he likes her? (ref: my other theory where Clark loves only alcoholic people)
"About Lex's journal... he's gone now so you can tell me."
I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS 'what did he write about? did he mention our embraces? was he happy with me? what did he think of my hair?'
(Dear Diary,
Clark has the most beautiful hair I have ever seen. Do you think he'd mind if I ask him to let me play with it everyday?
Love,
Alexander J. Luthor)
"You seem to have this inhuman ability to withstand the effects of alcohol."
Excuse me missy, I have had more than that and I've only ever been a bit tipsy.
(Dear Diary,
Today I tried to get Clark drunk with whiskey to have my wicked way with him. I passed out before he was even dizzy but he carried me to the couch and covered me with a blanket!! Dear diary this can only mean True Love.
Soaring with Hope,
Alexander J. Luthor)
"I had these blue sheets that I used to pull up over my head and it made me feel like I was underneath the ocean. I would hide in there and pretend to be a little mermaid waiting, dreaming of my prince to come rescue me."
Wait, she dreamt of Aquaman?
(Dear Diary,
Today Tess phoned me to talk about mermen. I do not like fish. I think I should end this friendship, what would Clark do?
Love,
Alexander J. Luthor)
It's painfully obvious she planned the whole thing to uncover Clark, tsk.
(Dear Diary,
Today I told my old fag-hag Mercer about that time when I faked a plane crash. We laughed so much! I did not see Clark today tho, so I count this as a lost day.
Sad,
Alexander J. Luthor)
AAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH CLARK YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE
Let's jump out of a exploding plane! Nothing can possibly happen in the fall to this very human person I'm carrying!
(Dear Diary,
Today Clark gave me a concussion. He said it was the only way he could save me from Pete so I guess it's ok. He cares for me!!!!!!
Love,
Alexander J. Luthor)
"You saved me."
Chloe's touch is ~magical~, even without powers!
I'm not sure I like this S2 red-k outfit. It feels wrong without Lex here with us to admire the cut.
(Dear Diary,
Today Clark showed up wearing a dark leather coat. He looked so hot I almost died!
Love,
Alexander J. Luthor)
Why does she look like she's about to crack up at any minute all the time now? Silly fake Mercy
Just how many jackets does this woman own? Eleven changes of outfit per episode, the (fake) LVs... this is why we can't have Lois in every episode?
"From now on (with Jimmy and I) it's gonna be one long happily ever after."
One looooooooooooooooong ever after alright
"Marrying you was the biggest mistake of my life."
MAJOR BURRRRRRRRN Chloe this happens when you abandon your new husband for weeks in a hospital far away with your cousin.
"Enjoy your new life, Captain Nipples."
Obviously
And this happens when you don't call young Chloe after sexing her up during her summer job, jsyk
"I don't care, I don't care I swear I don't care."
NEVER HAS A SONG IN THIS SHOW SPOKEN MORE CLEARLY TO ME
nah ilu sv ♥