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[invisible_fail]

Even if it's completely alien to you all - happy Christmas!

Shame we're not in much of a party situation here, and my normal holiday stuff is pointless, but... can anyone cook?

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DO NOT LET HER

[butterflygoboom]

I can try it!

ESPIO SHALL DO HIS BEST

[invisible_fail]

Uh, no. Trying's not good enough. I can "try." When it comes to cooking for everyone, what you want is someone who definitely can cook.

Sorry.

Know anyone that'd hunt down a molepig? Big one, preferably. I can catch fish, but molepig is supposed to be good.

[butterflygoboom]

Aww, why?

I don't know. I know some people did.

[invisible_fail]

Because it's special. ...if it makes you feel better, you can try to cook some other time. Can't be much worse than anything I cook, anyway.

[withoutright]

Merry Christmas.

Er, I can't cook what are we even supposed to be cooking? but I could help get stuff like berries or animals if we're using them?

[invisible_fail]

Depends - reckon you can kill a molepig?

... how did I not notice that html fail, sob.

[withoutright]

Easily, probably.

[invisible_fail]

So you're not squeamish, then. Alright - see if you can get a molepig. If you need to, find someone to help. Molepig, fish, berries and noodles isn't exactly the best Christmas dinner I can think of, but best to make do with what we've got, right?

[sees_weapon]

Happy Christmas!

I am capable of following an exact recipe, but if need be, it is possible for me to make estimates of measurements and times based on a reasonable conclusion.

[invisible_fail]

What, like a computer?

Doubt there's much point to recipes when there's no real ingredients, but someone who actually knows how to cook meat and fish without poisoning everyone would be good.

[sees_weapon]

Through a simple logical thought process.

All I require is a fire and metal surface; food poisoning is simply caused by spoilt or raw meats, and can easily be avoided.

[invisible_fail]

Not that logic is the best cook - Vector can't cook to save his life. Then again, none of the Chaotix Crew can really cook. We usually stick to fast food. Charmy once ate a raw turnip though...

I nearly killed him! That turnip was awesome - although I did kind of have it around for a while, so it probably needed to go before it started growing stuff...

[kyonko_narrates]

They have Christmas where you're from?

[invisible_fail]

Yep. Weirded Sonic out as well, since he didn't think it'd exist on an alien planet - of course, everything in the Special Zone weirds him out, so that's not saying much.

[kyonko_narrates]

Just how "special" is this Special Zone?

[invisible_fail]

There's a reason I didn't realise this was another universe to begin with, let's put it that way.