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[invisible_fail]

Even if it's completely alien to you all - happy Christmas!

Shame we're not in much of a party situation here, and my normal holiday stuff is pointless, but... can anyone cook?

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[kyonko_narrates]

They have Christmas where you're from?

[invisible_fail]

Yep. Weirded Sonic out as well, since he didn't think it'd exist on an alien planet - of course, everything in the Special Zone weirds him out, so that's not saying much.

[kyonko_narrates]

Just how "special" is this Special Zone?

[invisible_fail]

There's a reason I didn't realise this was another universe to begin with, let's put it that way.

[kyonko_narrates]

I think you've mentioned this before. At least this place isn't completely alien to someone.

[invisible_fail]

At least the strangest bits stuck to just one region. This place has it topped. Still have a pretty high weirdness threshold, though. You're not too bad with the weird yourself.

[kyonko_narrates]

You don't know the half of it, buddy.

I've been here for about nine months now and spent most of it living with Haruhi. I think anyone would get a pretty high threshold after that.

[invisible_fail]

Even ignoring how long, you've managed to handle it okay.

...Haruhi's the ribbon-head annoying one who used to keep hauling everything to the labs, right?

[kyonko_narrates]

Believe me, no one's more surprised than I am.

Yeah. And I'm one of the ones she sticks in a stupid costume and helped carry that stuff because I "owed" her.

[invisible_fail]

You mean the frilly thing? Huh... I sort of assumed that was normal for you.

[kyonko_narrates]

No, it's not! Haruhi stole my only set of clothes from home, modified it into that and then steals all the clothes in the house and hides them whenever she wants me to wear that! I'd rather just stick to the work clothes I found in the warehouses, but every time I go near the place she divebombs me and starts dragging me around the entire place!

[invisible_fail]

Really? A lot of people wear weird stuff like that around New Tek, so I just figured that was your costume. Well, at least she knows how to get what she wants? She'd be a scary supervillain, maybe.

[kyonko_narrates]

Fortunately, she wants to be a "hero" as far as I can tell.

'Thank God she and Haruki, when you get down to it, aren't actually malicious. Just idiots. The world would be a horrifying place if they were!'

[invisible_fail]

...well, to her credit, she hasn't decided that a costume makes a hero? That makes her better than most of my hometown.

[kyonko_narrates]

I'm afraid to ask.

[invisible_fail]

Sometimes it gets so ridiculous as to be hilarious, seriously. My universe has a thing for granting superpowers to people with really bad taste, apparently. Bad taste and incompetence.

I swear that part of the reason Chaotix gets so much criticism is because we actually do stuff without fancy powers and costumes. I can't believe they complained when Mighty punched a hole in our own building!