This cracks me up...

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"Philosopher's corner"

SOCIALISM
You have two cows and give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have two cows; the government takes both and gives you the milk

FASCISM
You have two cows; the government takes both and sells you the milk

NAZISM
You have two cows; the government takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have two cows; the government takes

Comments

[lobsterbelle]

I remember reading that in Modern History once. Lolz.

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I'm going to use it as the basis of an argument in my essay.

I'm going to talk about cows and when the teacher marks me down, I'll tell him (and his horrible sheep jumper) that it was in the supplements he provided us!

[lobsterbelle]

It will be his fault! Eww jumper.

[whoredkidneys]

HAHAHAHA.
That...is awesome.

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Isn't it just? XD

[thirteenlives]

Haha, I remember that from our textbook last year :P

Doesn't help if you don't know what a cow is, lol (who wouldn't?)

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Stupid History textbooks :P

Somehow I don't think HSC students wouldn't know what a cow is XD

[sparkysluvchild]

*snorts*
OMG! Those are excellent! :D

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And the teacher wonders why I crack up every lesson :D

I particularly like the Nazism one XD

[sparkysluvchild]

Oh yeah, Very nice! XD
I read it to my mum and she though it was brilliant. :D