Jun 11, 2007 14:45
"Philosopher's corner"
SOCIALISM
You have two cows and give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have two cows; the government takes both and gives you the milk
FASCISM
You have two cows; the government takes both and sells you the milk
NAZISM
You have two cows; the government takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have two cows; the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away
CAPITALISM
You have two cows; you sell one and buy a bull.
Oh, the nerdiness is killing me.