December 2007

[void150]

The end of month statistics are now in. Together we have produced:

• 520 litres of marmite and guava smoothie
  
• 42x size 23 Doc Martin boots
  
• 12x Sue Pollard class attack helicopters
  
• 530 cardboard pouches of discoloured French fries
  
• 100 nautical tonnes of Mighty Morphin Power Ranger-scented cat litter (non-absorbent)
  
• 41x Alan Titchmarsh figurines (when

Comments

[demondaz]

Can I please take the surplus Alan Titchmarsh figurines...I have a plan for them involving battery acid and household safety matches.

Many thanks, in anticipation...

D

[void150]

Sounds like an imaginative use for them! I was merely going to fire them at high pressure into the orifices of last year's organge flavoured jelly statues of James Blunt, but feel free to indulge your own destructive urges...

[elfgirljen]

Who is Alan Titchmarsh?

[void150]

This chap - he's a celebrity gardener who's on TV a bit more than I'd like to see.

[elfgirljen]

celebrity gardener

okay then.....

[ms_fashtali]

Are fluffy bunny slippers included in this, comrade?

[void150]

You get what the state deems suitable to give you!