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[vodkamonster]

i'm back at uni now

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[sugar_babydoll]

happy birthday hunny

[vodkamonster]

thanks! its not happy though....from now on i'm not even celebrating birthdays lol

[anonymous]

i have so many funny/sad memories from our friendship. all those stupid effland jokes, when i lived in putney and you used to come round and we'd sit around my cd player listening to marilyn manson and id put that black gothic long skirt on my head and jump around like a fucking maniac, when you bought some green hair dye from ken market and it turned your hair grey, when we bought all those stupid barb wire jelly bracelets from camden, when we went to camden and those two foreign men were following us and kept looking at your chest and said theyd buy you a top if they could come back home with you, when i used to do my mad dances and you'r mum would come storming up the stairs saying it sounds like a herd of elephants, snogging my gerbils bum in kensington north end house infront of my window infront of those boys, putting whipped cream on my dads hair and in his ears and him waking up and chasing us down the corridor, watching livetv..., doing a mad daqnce infront of james spr4unt and his mates when you liv4ed in kew an d tyhen

[vodkamonster]

i know! i was going to write about them a while ago....i loved it when you lived in north end house and going round to yours was like the highlight of my week. those sex lines we called, and you were 'sexy pepsi' and LIVE TV, lol!!!

and you pissing on the carpet and pretending it was your dog...the whipped cream and itching powder we put in your dad's bed/hair. i wish we had taken some photos of us with that white foundation and black lipstick, it would be fucking hilarious now. sometimes i wish we were that age again as everything was so fun and we had no worries. now we're older and sometimes life seems so....stressful.

my mobile number is 07834486882 by the way incase u need it. i'm at uni but i'll be home in like a month or something x

what are the sad memories?

[anonymous]

yeah id do anything to turn back the time for just a week even though i was fucking hideous! and remember when i came to your house and was complaining how shit i looked and how sad that beige hoodie i was wearing was and you said you thouhht it was cool and i started jumping up and down and pulling the hoodie over my head?

i cant believe some of the stuff we did, it was so fucking abnormal. especially when we were pissing on the carpet cuz we couldnt be bothered to go to the toilet even tho it was like only a few steps away.

i dont think we had any sad memories, apart from us being at eachothers throats every few weeks, maybe effland throwing uyou down the stairs and you getting that book 'make lemonade' for your birthday and then later on being babysat by a girl who was like 2 yrs older than you lol

[vodkamonster]

i don't think you were hideous. i think your worst time was the marilyn manson phase to be honest. i was the one who was hideous!!! but i guess everyone thinks they're worse.

lol, yeah it was funny though. especially the way you used to terrorise rene, and that time u clipped the dog lead to his ear and he was really angry and it was like flying around. and the time that we were in the car on the way to thorpe park for your birthday and swearing at people and causing havoc lol.

[exotikah]

I remember seeing your 'before' photos on the plastic_surgery forum. I'd love to see your end result! I'm planning on getting rhinoplasty sometime this year, too.

[vodkamonster]

you should def go for it i think they turn out really well. i will post pics eventually but i'm too busy nowadays hehe x