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[dasfangdango]

[It's a calm, brisk night...

What are you doing out this late? Seriously, it's dangerous.

You never know what ~horrors~ may be lurking in the darkness...

Of an alley. By a trash can.

But horrors in darkness nonetheless.]

Comments

LOL THAT KAITO 8DDD

[onthesideofmoe]

[Flashes her flashlight in the area beside that trash can.]

LOL WAS THE INTENTION 83

[dasfangdango]

AGH! [Overly dramatic cape-swoosh to cover himself] Do you mind!?

THEN YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED

[onthesideofmoe]

So, you're some creature of the darkness? Maybe you're just some hikikomori...

AWESOMESAUCE

[dasfangdango]

Indeed, and as such I value the shade of night. If you would please...

[ashes_sehsa]

{There appears to be a man in this alley.

Let's meow at him and see what he does.}

[dasfangdango]

Ah, a fellow dweller of shadows. Good evening.

[ashes_sehsa]

{Well, what do you know, it's a polite man in an alley.
How unusual.

Might as well sit nearby, then.}

Mrrow??

[dasfangdango]

[Aww, good kitty. Does good kitty want pettings?]

[maxedstats]

[a hero is taking a nighttime walk through town, patrolling for the safety of the townspeople. or, uh, most likely looking for somewhere to sleep. it's hard to tell with her sometimes.]

[...tosses an empty can of soda into the trash can. loudly.]

[dasfangdango]

[And the failpire had been lulled into a sense of calm, snapping abruptly out of it at the sound with a jump and a yelp, slamming into the trash can, falling down, trash can following suit.]

[maxedstats]

[blinks, staring into the darkness]

Who's there?

[dasfangdango]

No one! No one is here! [Sh-shoving the trash can off himself.] Go about your business!

oh my god

[was_no_miracle]

[hey, this was my alley first 8|]

What are you doing?

<3

[dasfangdango]

[OH GOD IT'S BIG AND SCARY] AH!

A-apologies, I didn't...realize this space was occupied...

[was_no_miracle]

It isn't. ...I was simply curious as to what reasons you might have for concealing yourself in such a way.

[dasfangdango]

[Composure, I have it.] Some creatures are not fit to walk casually amongst mankind.

ilusm

[vocaholic]

[there is a very drunk, very loud robot making her way back to the bus, singing a familiar tune at the top of her lungs:]

Drink them all~ All the alcohol in the world~ There's still room for more drinks~ ♪

1/idek

[dasfangdango]

[GASP]

2/??

[dasfangdango]

[Could it be...?]

3/??

[dasfangdango]

[IT IS!]