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[dasfangdango]

[It's a calm, brisk night...

What are you doing out this late? Seriously, it's dangerous.

You never know what ~horrors~ may be lurking in the darkness...

Of an alley. By a trash can.

But horrors in darkness nonetheless.]

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ilusm

[vocaholic]

[there is a very drunk, very loud robot making her way back to the bus, singing a familiar tune at the top of her lungs:]

Drink them all~ All the alcohol in the world~ There's still room for more drinks~ ♪

1/idek

[dasfangdango]

[GASP]

2/??

[dasfangdango]

[Could it be...?]

3/??

[dasfangdango]

[IT IS!]

Okay I'm done

[dasfangdango]

[Elegant cape-swooshing out the alley to bow all gentlemanly.] My Princess, I thank whatever blessed string of fate 'twas that finally brought us together...

[vocaholic]

[stops to blink at him, very confused]

E-Ehh? What? Who? [looking around]

[dasfangdango]

You may not know my face... [Gently taking your hand to kiss it, Meiko] But many a night have I gazed upon your ethereal beauty.

[vocaholic]

[. . . |D]

I. What? Really?

[dasfangdango]

I pity any man who may have passed you by and not taken notice of it.

[vocaholic]

Were you watching me from outside my window like in that one movie?

[dasfangdango]

Ah...

You must understand, my Princess, there are certain circumstances that keep us apart, so...

[vocaholic]

Yeah? Like what?

[dasfangdango]

The nature of my birth in which I would take so much pride...upon first sight of you I did curse it. A Princess has no place alongside a creature such as myself.

[vocaholic]

...

[tilts her head to the side]

Well... yeaaaah, I mean. You can pretty shtupid at times, but you don't have to call yourself a creech-a creature.

[dasfangdango]

My Princess, you speak as though you are familiar with me!

[vocaholic]

Hahah! Don't be silly, of course I know you! You're Kaito!