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[vivememorleti]

Grocery shopping is always better in the summer with a breeze on your bottom, but this simple shop-owner wants everyone to know that THE URAHARA SHOP SELLS A VARIETY OF SUNSCREENS, EVEN SOME FOR YOUR TENDEREST OF AREAS.It seems like the deities are on my side today. I ask for nudity, and the City gives me more than any hot-blooded man can hope to

Comments

[lyra_of_dust]

Y-you pervert!

[vivememorleti]

Well, yeah.

[lyra_of_dust]

En't there a name for people who like to look at little girls without any clothes on?

[vivememorleti]

Who says I'm interested in a scrawny thing like you?

[means_businss]

I'm unsure who is currently worse; my Captain or you.

[vivememorleti]

The better question is, who's more handsome, Ise-san?

[means_businss]

An irrelevant question.

[vivememorleti]

But a fun one to ask.

[floating_bamboo]

Peeping, are we?

[vivememorleti]

It's a perfect opportunity for it, Ukitake-san. We'll call it equal opportunity peeping, seeing as I'm not wearing anything either.

Uki wonders how much he's seen >>;

[floating_bamboo]

It's not as if I have nothing you do not have.
Do keep a bit of privacy, though.

...enough? <.<;

[vivememorleti]

But I have burning questions, Ukitake-san, as to whether the carpet matches the drapes or the...eyebrows.

[sideralis]

This man will always profit.

...ah.

[vivememorleti]

What about you, Kuchiki-san? Coming in to work today?

[sideralis]

For a diseased mind, nudity invites rape.

Patrols would be necessary to -

[sideralis]

Your list will go unsatisfied in at least one respect.

[vivememorleti]

[vivememorleti]

Tomoyo-chan is unaffected, I hope.