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[vivememorleti]

Grocery shopping is always better in the summer with a breeze on your bottom, but this simple shop-owner wants everyone to know that THE URAHARA SHOP SELLS A VARIETY OF SUNSCREENS, EVEN SOME FOR YOUR TENDEREST OF AREAS.It seems like the deities are on my side today. I ask for nudity, and the City gives me more than any hot-blooded man can hope to

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[floating_bamboo]

Peeping, are we?

[vivememorleti]

It's a perfect opportunity for it, Ukitake-san. We'll call it equal opportunity peeping, seeing as I'm not wearing anything either.

Uki wonders how much he's seen >>;

[floating_bamboo]

It's not as if I have nothing you do not have.
Do keep a bit of privacy, though.

...enough? <.<;

[vivememorleti]

But I have burning questions, Ukitake-san, as to whether the carpet matches the drapes or the...eyebrows.

Oops >>;

[floating_bamboo]

...what?

[vivememorleti]

You're...you know. The color of the hair.

Not on your head.

[floating_bamboo]

Oh my. You have no idea how much the kids back at the academy used to bet about that.

[vivememorleti]

I'm pretty sure I can imagine. I was one of them.

[floating_bamboo]

They still do it? Yare, yare...

[vivememorleti]

For as long as Ukitake-san's eyebrows don't match, I'm sure.

[floating_bamboo]

I can't say I understand the importance.

[vivememorleti]

Because little boys are puerile.

Of course, so am I.

[floating_bamboo]

Come have some tea at the hot springs?

[vivememorleti]

Naked? And incur the jealousy of no less than your entire present division, and probably more than that?

[floating_bamboo]

Now, now. Everybody is naked at the hot springs, cursed or not cursed!

[vivememorleti]

True. Alright then, there's no excuse not to accept free tea.