I saw Fat Mike's naughty parts...

"I like long walks off of short piers and candle lit arson threats." - Lis

"Nothing's hotter than a gambler and a guy who didn't go to high school gettin' it on" - Lis

I could never be on a reality show that focused on any kind of competition because my family would never make and sport cutesy t-shirts like "Marcy Rocks!" or "Team Marcy!"...

Sad but true.

"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity." - Horace Mann ( Read more... )

I hung out with Zim today - we went to the mall to finish X-mas shopping and then went to see Walk the Line (which I highly reccomend). But I wouldn't be updating this here Livejournal if something random and jarring hadn't happened. It went as such ( Read more... )

Where's my Chris Kringle
And where are you on Christmas night
And most of all
Where the fuck are my presents?
- Letters to Cleo
Lis had her annual X-mas bash last night. Fun and paperbacks were had by all (except those lame-o's who opted out of the book swap portion of the evening - I'm looking at you, Sara ( Read more... )

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"Everytime an old couple grinds, an angel gets its wings" - Me ( Read more... )

I think my four years of higher education are slowly being eradicated by paint thinner. Customers' penchant for oil based paints and poor ventilation have conspired to make me a total headcase. Luckily the other day Lis and I were on spackle duty - and while tedious -it affords a nice break from the "hallucinations". In related news, Alyssa still ( Read more... )