Things I Just DON'T Understand - Fashion Edition*

[viruswshoes]

1. Hitler hair.
Seriously, guys... if someone of his stature (dubious though may it be) couldn't pull that shit off, what makes you think YOU can?!

2. Skinny jeans.
Getting dressed in the morning should not require a shoe horn and line of coke for breakfast. But if you insist on wedging yourself into those denim sausage casings you call "pants

Comments

[eclypsia]

I sort of heart certain boys in skinny jeans.

I also admit that I own two pairs, and think they are quite cute with certain outfits.

[viruswshoes]

Hehehe. How do you "sort of heart" someone? I wanna learn!
And as for that part of the rant... well, I'm prolly just bitter 'cos I can't wedge my fast ass into a pair. Or maybe I'm just tired of staying up nights, wondering how they get their junk to fit in those things. ;P

[eclypsia]

I always laugh when David has to stuff his junk in uh tighter fighting pants. It cracks me up!