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[viruswithshoes]

i'm beginning to see a pattern, every time i learn a member of my mother's side of the family has died, i'm always on the toilet.

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[conormaguire]

Obviously you need to stop shitting.

Or at least find somewhere else to do it.

[viruswithshoes]

maybe i should just stop making phone calls on the can.

but digging a hole and pooping in it does have its own appeal.