conormaguire
Jul 16, 2010 00:02
- 09:33 Je ne veux pas travailler. #
- 09:34 @ thatrunnerchick run in that fucking graveyard, that was an obnoxius hill #
- 10:19 Oksana offends me too Mel #
- 10:20 @ thatrunnerchick that one I was at in marblow #
- 11:08 @ jillsmallman apparently mel thinks 5 million earns you blowjobs. I agree with him. #
conormaguire
Jul 15, 2010 00:02
- 07:39 Censoring slurs in movies about racism seems stupid to me. #
- 08:44 Why is it that the shoes that I think look the best are also always the most expensive? #
- 09:00 @ EyeOfJackieChan who do you think can kick harder, you or Beckham? #
- 10:55 @ allieq and yet cheap women look sexy, go figure. #
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conormaguire
Jul 14, 2010 00:02
- 07:38 Am I the only one who loled that the chick in Predators was IDF? #
- 14:01 I fucking love Mel Gibson. I will go see every movie he is in from this day on. #
- 14:58 @ jillsmallman that was like nonuglies jillemo. #
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conormaguire
Jul 09, 2010 00:02
- 08:46 I hate working with poorly designed APIs. #
- 10:24 Why are dudes peeing so close to the urinal? Its just a dick, we've all seen them, unless yours is tiny whats the big deal? #
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conormaguire
Jul 07, 2010 00:02
- 09:28 @ thatrunnerchick I cant believe you didnt come to the graveyard. You are a jerk. #
- 10:13 @ thatrunnerchick I told you I was up there! #
- 10:48 If statements without braces are a mortal sin against the gods of style. #
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conormaguire
Jul 06, 2010 00:02
- 15:48 Good day to be sitting poolside. #
- 18:49 Animals love me. They are terrible judges of character. #
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conormaguire
Jul 05, 2010 00:02
- 16:41 I dont go grocery shopping - I go grocery buying. #
- 18:51 Sprint, who are you trying to trick? We all know you are a joke. Even AT&T is better than you. #
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conormaguire
Jul 04, 2010 00:02
- 18:46 Pee Wee Herman live on Broadway might be one of the rare events that could get me into the city. #
- 21:41 Cmon, where is the big finish already? #
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