The Virtual Rottweiler has icons, courtesy of photos by Mushuk that the VR found on flickr. Mushuk has lots more dog pics--she has a real talent for it.

When the Virtual Rottweiler was an electronic pup, her mother subscribed women's magazines--Ladies' Home Journal, Woman's Day, and so forth. The Rottie was not impressed, since the magazines never got read. This was until Mum pointed out that she got enough coupons out of each magazine to cover the cost, and then some ( Read more... )

I moved to Birmingham (the U.S. one) because I utterly loved the landscape and the culture. Compared to Deepest Darkest Jawja, it was not just a step up but a flying leap. Birmingham is so far ahead in most ways that it seems like it's not even the same world ( Read more... )

"We know that there are millions of girls that love and enjoy playing with Barbie."--Mattel spokesperson
Barbie dolls are good. The Virtual Rottweiler knows this because she has eaten several of them. She assuaged her guilt by telling herself that the dolls' exaggerated proportions and emphasis on proportion were damaging to the psyches of the ( Read more... )

...that a seaplane headed to Bimini crashed off Miami last night. From the footage on CNN, the Rottie thinks she's been on that beach. The truly disturbing thing about this was the newsreader's line: "...at least nineteen bodies have been recovered." The Rottie doesn't want to think about the circumstances in which the responsible authorities ( Read more... )

*Virtual Rottweiler plops basketball-sized head in your lap*

Why so sad? Tell the Rottie all about it. Somebody needs bitten? Tell her that, too, and she'll put the *chomp!* on their virtual backsides that they so richly deserve.

Meanwhile, see if you can get to that itchy spot behind her left ear, will you?