That whole "is the glass half full, or half empty?" personality identifier is so stupid. The logical answer is it depends on if the glass started off empty or full. If you have an empty glass and you fill it halfway, your glass is half full. If you have a full glass and you empty it halfway, your glass is half empty. I don't see what that has to do ( Read more... )

I don't understand people who say "dammit." Or why that's the version spellcheck accepts. Damn + it. You put the words together and you get damnit. There's no M created out of the ether, ok?

Ryan has interesting stories.

Me
Isn't it past your bed time

Ryan
I don't work tomorrow

Me
me either(it's a joke. i have no job)

Ryan
cool
I work too much now
It sucks

Me
why did you get another job?

Ryan
I didn't want it
Most people here make about $2 per hour
So I told him I want $25 per hour if they want me to work there
and they said yes
I didn't ( Read more... )

I try to tell myself it will be different this time. This time around, I'll be prepared, I won't be afraid, I'll face things head on, and I try so hard. But still, it goes the same way. Once again, when the toast popped out of the toaster, I was startled.

I haven't viewed my friends page literally in years. Maybe I should start reading it daily or something.


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 When I was an adolescent and saw Roots, I was confused when they slaves weren't understanding their masters, because they spoke english perfectly in the first part of the movie.

When I was a kid, I was good at things like reading, math, spelling, logic crap, etc. I was in the 'smart kids' group at one point.

And yet, I was also a total moron.

I haven't shared any of my conversations with people in a while. Probably because I don't have many... except for when I spend 10 hours IMing secretbutterfly ... anyhoo. This is a conversation with John, who is listed as my fiance on facebook. (I don't care how uncool it is to list friends as family, and my uncle cickiz , my mother theexecutioner , and my sisters emotional_chica and secretbutterfly know how ( Read more... )

I don't know how I managed to leave these out. They're a big part of my little story.

( More merry rays of sunshine on the way! )

A few days ago I was talking to someone about a comment I'd left on ONTD a while back about the sad sad story of Zach, often referred to on LJ/Twitter as "the evil-ex"... I remembered exactly which post it was, mostly because it was an Amanda Seyfried post with a more or less memorable title "Amanda Seyfried Scared Of Sex".. Anyhoo found the post ( Read more... )

*ahem* WELL. 20 hours ago, after what was an incredibly horrible bout of sleep paralysis, my mom woke me up with a plate of my faaavorite chicken sticks and jojos from one of the general stores nearby. Then I found a new picture of my beloved Misha circulating the internet. It's a legitimate photo, but doesn't his head seem kind of big? He still ( Read more... )