I'm about to fail my test on the Gospel According to Luke.

Fuck.

I asked the little 4th grade boy today what he wants to be when he grows up. He said that he wants to be a police officer because he "loves to shoot people".

Holy shit Mike and I have been together for 3 years. We're two fucking crazy kids. I can't believe that we haven't killed each other yet.


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I've been having terrible nightmares lately. I dreamt (even though dreamt isn't a word) that all of you died. I'm talking to Kyle Lassa right now, that's what reminded me. He just told me that he's been shot at and that he's shot other people, but no killing yet ( Read more... )

Upon BENs recommendation I went to the Village Theater instead of the AMC to go see Silent Hill with Katrice last night ( Read more... )

I was 5 minutes late for America Reads this morning so I was dropped from my permanent assignment. I'm now on the waitlist for Monday's. 5 minutes! Ahh! I feel like an idiot!

I just watched another horror movie: "I Walked with a Zombie" It wasn't very good but I'm really getting into this b&w shit. I want to make a horror movie.
I'm wearing sandals and my feet smell terrible, like really really bad.

Oh yeah...

One more thing...

Suck my balls

See you folks this weekend!

They all went really well. Some how my charm always seems to pervade over my actual content. I'm getting really depressed about this housing situation. All of the people I know got great places for next year and I'm really jealous. FUCK YOU DEPAUL! Maybe I can successfully bitch and moan about it until I get Jess.

I AM COMING HOME TODAY! Ooh!

I've been really busy. I'm taking 18 credit hours this quarter and I believe all of my classes are either 200 or 300 level (one is a 300/400 so I pretty much just want to crawl in a hole and die - half of my classmates are grad students ( Read more... )

I feel gross this morning. I hate waking up naked. My mascara and eyeliner have created dark, smeared circles around my eyes. My hair is all tangled and tousled. I feel like a cheap hooker or something ( Read more... )