[Elphaba appears on the video, holding one of the knives and pointing it at Chicomecoatl, who happens to be in Rex's body. If one looks closely, there is a flying monkey in the background picking something out of its fur and eating it.] Gods! I have seen you speak to each other with terms like 'brother' and 'sister', but I suppose now is the ( Read more... )

[OOC: Chistery's 'speech' is in italics.]

[The video flips on, and anyone who sees gets a full, close up view of this.]

Chistery! Put that down!

[Chistery mimics her noises.] Down town round.

[Elphaba again.] Get over here.

Ere leer queer.[Chistery flutters over to Elphaba, who gives him an apple that he starts eating before she goes over ( Read more... )

I now know what it's like to be a caricature of myself from some of the Wizard's propaganda.

Lovely.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!

ARRRRRRRRGH!

I despise this ship and detest the Admiral!

Oh, Spike! I don't know why I didn't agree to this before, but I swear to never threaten people again! Honestly, I don't see why I didn't agree to in the first place.

Now that I see how the Barge typically is, and that it's more survivable than I originally feared, there is a request I'd like to make.

I want Chistery. He is very well behaved, and he'd make my life easier, not to mention making my room feel a bit more like home. Besides, I suspect you might like to see one of my flying monkeys in person.

Dear Santa,

There is no such thing as Santa, Admiral, and I know what you're trying to do, even if I'm not sure how you're doing it, and I don't appreciate you forcing me to act against my will in order to mimic a childish innocence I don't have, and really find quite irritating.

I want aI want you to stop this right now. I've never been one to ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen a man with bite marks in his ear? Now that I'm not a seventeen year old girl, I'd like to show him who he's really dealing with.

[Having seen all the conversations, including one from a person who said he was dead, Elphaba has a fleeting moment of hope ( Read more... )