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Dear Santa,
There is no such thing as Santa, Admiral, and I know what you're trying to do, even if I'm not sure how you're doing it, and I don't appreciate you forcing me to act against my will in order to mimic a childish innocence I don't have, and really find quite irritating.
I want a
I want you to stop this right now. I've never been one to exchange Lurlinemas presents, and I'm certainly not about to start exchanging Christmas or Hannukah presents. I'm not particularly interested in holidays, and nothing you can do will change that.
I would like my grimmerie and flying monkeys from Santa. And a bottle of gin.
...stop it.
There is no such thing as Santa, Admiral, and I know what you're trying to do, even if I'm not sure how you're doing it, and I don't appreciate you forcing me to act against my will in order to mimic a childish innocence I don't have, and really find quite irritating.
I want a
I want you to stop this right now. I've never been one to exchange Lurlinemas presents, and I'm certainly not about to start exchanging Christmas or Hannukah presents. I'm not particularly interested in holidays, and nothing you can do will change that.
I would like my grimmerie and flying monkeys from Santa. And a bottle of gin.
...stop it.