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vilyofthelalley

Honestly.

Jun 01, 2006 13:16

Now exams are over it seems like everyone is back to being idiots again. I had to spend three hours this morning evacuating hufflepuffs. A small group of first years manages to get trapped under the rubble and were too terrified to move ( Read more... )

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ihavebigprongs June 1 2006, 13:37:02 UTC

Sorry my ... lighter slipped.

The Queen one? Um no that's fine. I have your tshirt in my room. Er, I haven't been sleeping in it.

ihavebigprongs June 1 2006, 21:29:43 UTC

Um yeah. I'm fine. I need thearpy. Or. Some of those scented candles.

vilyofthelalley June 1 2006, 21:47:12 UTC

Scented candles are nice. Very romantic.

ihavebigprongs June 1 2006, 22:07:57 UTC

You know what else is romantic?

Building a fort out of blankets and pillows.

COME ON. HELP ME.

istuffmypants June 1 2006, 22:08:10 UTC

I'm sure this is all EXTREMELY FULFILLING for you both, but some of us have THINGS TO DO so if you two are QUITE FINISHED with your lovers' interlude THING here, might I BORROW JAMES FOR A MOMENT? YEAH? GOOD.

PRONGS GET OVER HERE YOU MORON

vilyofthelalley June 1 2006, 23:21:35 UTC

Why are you always interrupting? Are you jealous that suddenly James has someone other than you to spend his time with?

istuffmypants June 1 2006, 23:38:55 UTC

INTERRUPTING??

EVANS. EVANS. JUST HUSH OKAY THIS ISN'T YOUR CONCERN.

vilyofthelalley June 1 2006, 23:43:48 UTC

James and I were having a MOMENT. And you just barge in like you have every right to!

You're so SELFISH Sirius Black!

istuffmypants June 1 2006, 23:55:03 UTC

I'M SELFISH? EVANS YOU ARE THE ONE THAT'S SELFISH, MONOPOLISING JAMES' TIME AS IF HE DOESN'T HAVE OBLIGATIONS TO ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU. THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOUR SODDING SCENTED CANDLES, YOU KNOW.

vilyofthelalley June 2 2006, 00:04:51 UTC

OK, SO I SPEND MAYBE HALF AN HOUR WITH HIM IN THE EVENINGS, THE ONLY TIME YOU AREN'T DRAGGING HIM AWAY TO BREAK SCHOOL RULES AND ENDANGER HUFFLEPUFFS. AND MAYBE I SPEND ONE NIGHT IN YOUR DOGGY DORMITORY- HOW IS THAT MONOPOLISING HIM?

YOU HAVE TO FACE IT SIRIUS, THERE IS MORE TO THE WORLD THAN THE 'SIRIUS AND JAMES SHOW'. THERE'S MORE TO JAMES.

istuffmypants June 2 2006, 00:17:42 UTC

HEY, THE HUFFLEPUFF THING WAS NOT MY IDEA- LOOK I KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE, ESPECIALLY YOU, THAT THERE IS MORE TO JAMES THAN MARAUDING BUT THAT'S PART OF WHO HE IS AND A BIT OF CUDDLING AND ATMOSPHERIC BLOOD SUCKING SNOGGING ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE THAT.

AND BY THE WAY I'M ON TO YOU, QUEEN OF THE NIGHT. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT AND I AM WATCHING YOU.

vilyofthelalley June 2 2006, 00:22:10 UTC

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE I AM NOT A VAMPIRE!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE WENT AROUND SAYING YOU WERE. . . I DON'T KNOW-A WEREWOLF!? PEOPLE SAYING I AM A VAMPIRE IS THE LAST THING I NEED ON TOP OF ALL THE 'MUDBLOOD THIS' AND 'MUDBLOOD THAT' THAT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS SLYTHERIN BUDDIES HAVE GOING ON.

I know I said you are nothing like them. Why do you keep on trying to PROVE ME WRONG?

istuffmypants June 2 2006, 02:23:03 UTC

Well- you- SHUT UP, MADAME DRACULA. YOU BEING MUGGLEBORN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. STOP BRINGING UP RANDOM IRRELEVANT SUBJECTS, IT'S STUPID.

Honestly, I'm starting to think you actually want to fight with me.

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LOOK IF THIS IS ABOUT SOME KIND OF FREAKY DEAKY SEXUAL TENSION THING, YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG FISH. I'M NOT INTO REDHEADS.

moopylunin June 2 2006, 17:13:09 UTC

Oh, hi Sirius. Have you seen my-

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Are you arguing with Lily again?

istuffmypants June 2 2006, 17:24:54 UTC

SHE STARTED IT!!

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