Return of the fics I will never write (except for these bits)

[vilakins]

Here are snippets of fics you think I will never ever write. These are the best of a frightening bunch. Some of you really painted me into a corner. :-P

For astrogirl2 :

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[kerravonsen]

As Blake had pointed out, his talents lay elsewhere and included, besides guitar, the strut, the hip shimmy, and the devastating sneer.

(smirk) Yes, I can see it all.

"Zen makes it up for me. Tomato sauce base with added artificial haemoglobin. I'm a vegetarian, remember?"

Oh, very good take on that.

"You're quick. Not quick though enough by the looks. Why'd you bother faffing about picking girlie locks when you could blow a bloody enormous hole? Much more manly."

Ha! He and Jarvik would get on well.

"NO DISASSEMBLE!"

ROTFL! So that was Dalek Number Five, was it?

[vilakins]

Gene Hunt would probably think Jarvik was too poncy for his own good!

Yep! I needed a Dalek to write my way out of that one. :-P

[sallymn]

I love them all (Gan doing a pit-dive - snorfle!!!) but my favourite has got to be Gene Hunt and Vila, that's fabulous!!)

[vilakins]

Thank you! I wasn't sure of my ability to write Gene Hunt, but he was actually fun!

[sallymn]

And that icon was supposed to me Vila! He and Vin have to get together and change their names... they're too close on my list.

[vilakins]

I often get the next one to the one I'm going for!

[van]

I don't care much for vampire stories, but that one works quite well. I think my favorite is the Tarrant/Servalan one though. "Something in white with neutron blasters" ha! Plus, moving next door and showing up with a cup is just the sort of stupid thing Tarrant would do and think would work. XD

Gene Hunt in Space is too hilarious and oh, man. The mushy Avon/Vila. *cringes*

I see mine have proven too difficult to write. XDXD

[vilakins]

What? I missed yours? I didn't intend to! I'd better fix that at once!

[vilakins]

OK, added! I'd better check that I didn't miss anyone else. :-P

[van]

Well, I'm glad he got a happy ending! But augh, that's terribly sad all the same. Nice to know it was an act though. XD

[zoefruitcake]

oh thanks for that fantastic laugh that they gave me this morning, JUST what I needed!

[vilakins]

Glad to oblige! :-)

[linda_joyce]

All of them are good but the band is the best. I can close my eyes and see them doing a 'queen' routine, absolutely great.

[vilakins]

Ha, thanks!