Return of the fics I will never write (except for these bits)

[vilakins]

Here are snippets of fics you think I will never ever write. These are the best of a frightening bunch. Some of you really painted me into a corner. :-P

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Comments

[van]

I don't care much for vampire stories, but that one works quite well. I think my favorite is the Tarrant/Servalan one though. "Something in white with neutron blasters" ha! Plus, moving next door and showing up with a cup is just the sort of stupid thing Tarrant would do and think would work. XD

Gene Hunt in Space is too hilarious and oh, man. The mushy Avon/Vila. *cringes*

I see mine have proven too difficult to write. XDXD

[vilakins]

What? I missed yours? I didn't intend to! I'd better fix that at once!

[vilakins]

OK, added! I'd better check that I didn't miss anyone else. :-P

[van]

Well, I'm glad he got a happy ending! But augh, that's terribly sad all the same. Nice to know it was an act though. XD

[vilakins]

He knew he couldn't leave unless they wanted him to. :-)

[vilakins]

Gene Hunt was fun to do!

I thought Tarrant would act on the stupid "next door" stuff in Sand.

And you know, that mush was the hardest one to write. :-P

[jaxomsride]

The funniest thing about that was that in real Life Steven and Jacqueline did live next door!

[vilakins]

Yes, on houseboats, wasn't it? That's why they added that bit into the script, but the banter didn't make logical sense.SERVALAN: Oh, Tarrant. I'm just the girl next door.
TARRANT: If you were the girl next door, I'd move.
SERVALAN: Where would you move to, Tarrant?
TARRANT: Next door?

[jaxomsride]

But he did move, but not next door, that was why it was funny.

[vilakins]

But if Servalan's the grl next door, he's already there.

[jaxomsride]

It's a british joke
"If you were the girl next door I'd move!" is older than B7.
I think it was a case of Tarrant saying he wouldn't run away but towards Servalan.

[vilakins]

Ahahaha, yes, I've heard that before. :-D

My objection to the bit in 'Sand' is Tarrant's last line. If she's a;ready the girl next door, how can he move there?

[thetisonline]

WOW ... what a fast reply. I was trying to edit ...

He means he'd move from his house, into the house next door, so they'd be in the same house. Does that make sense?

[vilakins]

But he's already there! Never mind, it's cute and funny till the last line which just doesn't make sense to me. I'm a pedant. :-P

[thetisonline]

I think I need a piece of paper and a diagram. Now you are making me LOL again!