'Up home we wear a hat like that to shoot deer in, for Chrissake,' he said. 'That's a deer shooting hat.'

'Like hell it is.' I took it off and looked at it. I sort of closed one eye, like I was taking aim at it. 'This is a people shooting hat,' I said. 'I shoot people in this hat.'

[Catcher In The Rye]

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