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[vigmortensen]

The other day Henry was watching something on VH1 and called me into the room. He pointed out that Dom was on I Love The 90s and I told him he was mistaken because I don't know anyone that dances like that.

Speaking of Henry, he's been telling me some jokes. His latest gem? Why do all the chicks dig Jesus -- because he's hung like this *stretches

Comments

[william_boyd]

That's the best joke I've heard in quite a while. You've done a wonderful job with him, Vig.

*slips this in your suitcase*

[vigmortensen]

I'm so proud.

I can always count on you for enabling. Thanks!

[william_boyd]

*wipes a tear* I hope to have a son someday just like him.

What are friends for? Drink up!

[samwisesean]

Erm...?

*glances at comment about having a son, glances at self, glances at you*

Well, ok. But I've already done the getting fat thing and having to lose weight. You want a kid, I'm not gonna carry it....

holy fuck you updated.

[sblomie]

*dances for you*

savor the moment

[vigmortensen]

Oh. You call that dancing. I thought you were having a seizure - carry on then.

Dammit, now I have to update....

[karl_urban]

Why aren't you in L.A.? You could've come to my premiere & hung with George Clooney. Okay, and me. *grins*

Damn right you do ;)

[catey_b]

So how'd the premiere go, Mr Too-Busy-In-Hollywood-To-Pick-Up-A-Phone? *winks*