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[vigmortensen]

The other day Henry was watching something on VH1 and called me into the room. He pointed out that Dom was on I Love The 90s and I told him he was mistaken because I don't know anyone that dances like that.

Speaking of Henry, he's been telling me some jokes. His latest gem? Why do all the chicks dig Jesus -- because he's hung like this *stretches

Comments

[william_boyd]

That's the best joke I've heard in quite a while. You've done a wonderful job with him, Vig.

*slips this in your suitcase*

[vigmortensen]

I'm so proud.

I can always count on you for enabling. Thanks!

[william_boyd]

*wipes a tear* I hope to have a son someday just like him.

What are friends for? Drink up!

[samwisesean]

Erm...?

*glances at comment about having a son, glances at self, glances at you*

Well, ok. But I've already done the getting fat thing and having to lose weight. You want a kid, I'm not gonna carry it....

[william_boyd]

...

You are so strange.

[samwisesean]

*sniffle*

Well, you said you wanted a kid... and we're together... and, well...

[william_boyd]

*matter-of-factly* My hips are far too slim to cary a baby.

...

Vig's going to kill the both of us for discussing this in his journal.

[samwisesean]

*looks down at self at narrow hips comment*

*narrows eyes*

You saying I've got wide hips, Boyd?

......

More than likely, yes. Though I'm sure he could do with a bit of entertainment....