"I'll be asking the questions, scumbag!" she growled. She hauled him out onto the balcony by the front of his Ralph Lauren Black Label shirt. Louis found himself bent backwards over the safety railing so far that his toes barely touched the ground while Batwoman's face was thrust uncomfortably close to his own.
Oh good Lord, that is so hilarious. And her cool scientific explanation of what she was doing made me howl with laughter. Poor, poor Louis.
There's no way I'm letting you be seen in whatever last season off-the-rack monstrosity you would inevitably pick out. Get your fiancee to impart some of his copious sartorial knowledge to you, please.
Helena and Clara out shopping together--with Helena not bothering to do the ditzy routine, but picking out clothes with grim, perfect efficiency, yet enjoying herself immensely--is an image I shall cherish.
Thank you very much! I kind of want to record an audio version of this story so I can do the Christian (Christine?) Bale bat-voice for Helena :P
Helena and Clara out shopping together--with Helena not bothering to do the ditzy routine, but picking out clothes with grim, perfect efficiency, yet enjoying herself immensely--is an image I shall cherish.
Despite Clara's joking promise to Louis, Batwoman is totally coming to the wedding, just as Helena Wayne. However, once Clara agrees to let her help plan, Helena's pretty much just going to take it over and mold everything to her taste.
Arrow Clan Christmas! I NEED THIS. :D
It's nowhere near Christmas, but I should totally finish that and post it. THE ARROW CLAN NEEDS HAPPY FIC!
Thank you very much! Yeah, I'm not sure why Louis isn't as badass as his female counterpart on New Earth. I imagine it probably has something to do with journalism still being somewhat of an easier field for men to enter than women, so he never felt like he had to push himself as much as Lois did, etc. Of course, we aren't seeing him at his best here :)
"Yes. Why do you think some couples get married while bungee jumping or that the people we rescue are often attracted to us? Danger increases the level of dopamine in the brain, mimicking the euphoria that comes with infatuation. By threatening the father of your child and setting him up for rescue by you, I've increased the chances of his agreeing to your proposal of marriage. Besides, he only lives on the third floor. You're welcome."
That is about the best paragraph ever. *falls over laughing* Poor Louis, he never stood a chance! :p And the image of Helena and Clara dress shopping..! I feel sorry for the shop assistants. :D
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Oh good Lord, that is so hilarious. And her cool scientific explanation of what she was doing made me howl with laughter. Poor, poor Louis.
There's no way I'm letting you be seen in whatever last season off-the-rack monstrosity you would inevitably pick out. Get your fiancee to impart some of his copious sartorial knowledge to you, please.
Helena and Clara out shopping together--with Helena not bothering to do the ditzy routine, but picking out clothes with grim, perfect efficiency, yet enjoying herself immensely--is an image I shall cherish.
Arrow Clan Christmas! I NEED THIS. :D
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Helena and Clara out shopping together--with Helena not bothering to do the ditzy routine, but picking out clothes with grim, perfect efficiency, yet enjoying herself immensely--is an image I shall cherish.
Despite Clara's joking promise to Louis, Batwoman is totally coming to the wedding, just as Helena Wayne. However, once Clara agrees to let her help plan, Helena's pretty much just going to take it over and mold everything to her taste.
Arrow Clan Christmas! I NEED THIS. :D
It's nowhere near Christmas, but I should totally finish that and post it. THE ARROW CLAN NEEDS HAPPY FIC!
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Thank you again!
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Okay, this?
"I don't want him to marry me because of brain chemicals! I want him to marry me because he loves me!"
"Love is brain chemicals."
Absolutely PERFECT Super-Bat moment. Perfection.
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That is about the best paragraph ever. *falls over laughing* Poor Louis, he never stood a chance! :p And the image of Helena and Clara dress shopping..! I feel sorry for the shop assistants. :D
Arrow Clan Christmas!! YES PLEASE!
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Eep! Thank you so much! :D
And the image of Helena and Clara dress shopping..! I feel sorry for the shop assistants. :D
Woe to the shop assistant who fails to live up to Helena's standards!
Arrow Clan Christmas!! YES PLEASE!
Well, that settles it. I need to finish that fic. It doesn't matter that it's April!
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