A Communique From The Field - Boostle Limericks!
My six hour car ride was not totally wasted because I managed to write these for jen_in_japan's Limerick Challenge! She told me that I had to write Boostle and I'm happy to oblige. Enjoy!
Said Beetle to Booster one day,
"Old buddy, you know I'm not gay,
But your costume so shiny
Accentuates your hiney
And there's always a first time, they say."
Angry Guy Gardner came a knockin'
At Beetle's Bug which was a rockin'
He opened the door
As Booster cried "More!"
And what Guy saw was truly shockin'!
When Blue and Gold broke the conference table,
There was one team member who was quite able
To appreciate their love-making,
So passionate and table-breaking!
Said Bea, "Watching them is better than cable!"
When Booster said "I love you, Ted,"
He stammered and his face turned red,
But to Booster's surprise,
Beetle just rolled his eyes,
And said "Me too. Now get into bed."
Said Beetle to Booster one day,
"Old buddy, you know I'm not gay,
But your costume so shiny
Accentuates your hiney
And there's always a first time, they say."
Angry Guy Gardner came a knockin'
At Beetle's Bug which was a rockin'
He opened the door
As Booster cried "More!"
And what Guy saw was truly shockin'!
When Blue and Gold broke the conference table,
There was one team member who was quite able
To appreciate their love-making,
So passionate and table-breaking!
Said Bea, "Watching them is better than cable!"
When Booster said "I love you, Ted,"
He stammered and his face turned red,
But to Booster's surprise,
Beetle just rolled his eyes,
And said "Me too. Now get into bed."