Hello. My name is Colonel. I don't think I need to tell you that I'm an artificial lifeform, but my partner insists so that there are no, erm, surprises ( Read more... )

Iris, it seems that the storm did quite a bit of damage to our home. There is currently a knocked over lamp post occupying part of the space of my personal quarters.

It seems we have a bit of repair work to do.

- don't see what the ruddy big deal is. It is what it is.

*snicker* And what is it again?

A giant cock. What are you laughing about?

PFFFT... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

It's a giant rooster monster! Therefore, it is a giant cock. What is so funny?!

THIS... THIS IS JUST TOO PRICELESS... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!WHAT THE BUGGER ( Read more... )

I was instructed to ask a particular person this question, but... well. I see no reason not to limit myself to one viewpoint ( Read more... )

Miss Adiane.

... As Iris has explained to me, I apparently owe you one outing.

Very well then.

Meet me at YukiAgumon's establishment. Then we shall go to where I do my daily workouts and I will instruct you in the art of swordplay.

You may bring your partner if you wish.

He just sits there drinking tea...

I don't think he even HAS thoughts like that...!

What's he reading?

The Art of War....

GOD, COULD THIS FREAK GET ANY MORE BORING?! Let's go taunt the wimpy PawnChessmon.

*sip*

... Nothing like a good book.

Um. Floramon?

I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot, and... well, I'll admit it. My partner can be a real jerk.

I know things haven't been going great, but... I don't think you're that bad, and I wanted to make sure you were comfortable.

Is there anything you need...? I'm at your service, basically! Heh.

... It appears that I must own up to what I have done.

X. Is Iris safe?

Miss Adiane.

I would like to hire you for a specific purpose.

I would like you to... watch over my sister for me. I cannot always protect her, as I have to do my best to support her... so...

In the times I am not available, I would like you to keep tabs on her. Make sure she does not go wandering off again.

You will of course be compensated.

Mega Man X.

This is the Colonel of the Repliforce.

I would have words with you.