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[victortugelbend]

So...Bonk. Quite nice. Reminds me a Bit of Home, only without the Pointy Hats, and all.

This Carriage business makes me think of my Click days a bit. If something like this had happened in one of them I'd probably be Gone by now. Galloped off on a White Charger. With a sword. I'm not sure what I'd have been meaning to use it for, but it would

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[beth_metatronim]

Pointy hats? What pointy hats did you have at home? Wizards? Not even our dear Ponder Stibbons wears his pointy hat here. Instead: corduroy trousers and suspenders and cardigans!! Hahaha!

[ponderstibbons]

Er. Quite. As it woulde be rather rude to walke in on someone in swimming trunks when they woulde rather notte be seen in them are notte expectinge it.

[beth_metatronim]

Swimming trunks?? Master Wizard, you don't need swimming trunks in a private bath where nobody else can disturb you!

Hah!I bet they came off for the later part...

[ponderstibbons]

It's proper.

[beth_metatronim]

But you wouldn't wear them in your own bathtub back home at the University, would you?

Hah - I hope you never catch us at being improper in the hot spring, then...

[ponderstibbons]

That is differente.

[beth_metatronim]

Not really. Überwaldeans never use swimming trunks in private baths, and in the public ones, it's towels - at least in the hot springs. In normal swimming pools it's swimming trunks, of course.

Lajos will laugh when he hears that.

[ponderstibbons]

Yes. Well. I am Morporkian.

[beth_metatronim]

Does that necessarily mean swimming trunks in private baths?

But I should stop pestering you and go looking for Lajos.

[ponderstibbons]

It does when the baths belonge to other people.

[beth_metatronim]

Even if those other people never go there themselves, and there's nobody else in the house, except one Igor and one vampire who's painting anyway?

[ponderstibbons]

Yes.

[beth_metatronim]

Wel, suit yourself, Master Wizard - ha ha! But I hope you won't mind if others don't.

[ponderstibbons]

As you do...

[beth_metatronim]

Good. So, if you ever find a mother-naked vampire or Bonkian or whatever in the bath, just don't mind them and get in. At least if it's the big pool-like tub.

[ponderstibbons]

Certainly NOTTE, sir!