Comments | victimofnoone: sixty-one : in the room where you sleep

victimofnoone

sixty-one : in the room where you sleep

Jan 03, 2011 02:14

[The video shows a pitch-black room. After a beat, a flashlight switches on to reveal the horribly mangled and bleeding corpse of-- a cactus. A voice that's quite obviously Hayley's but pretending not to be comes from off-screen.]

Your God is dead.

This creature is a sacrifice to the true god, Loki.

[Dramatic pause.]

[The flashlight flicks off ( Read more... )

ze neil howie, still a killer, ze wally west, my one true god, ze omega, ze armand st just, ze stephanie brown, converting howie to immaturity, ze robert capa, ze william cooper, ze loki, ze arthas, ze lucian, ze persephone

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notarabiddog January 3 2011, 10:26:39 UTC

The horror!

victimofnoone January 3 2011, 20:25:26 UTC

He didn't stand a chance.

Private ourlastbesthope January 3 2011, 12:09:32 UTC

...what are you doing?

Private victimofnoone January 3 2011, 20:26:11 UTC

..Sacrificing a cactus to Loki? He's a god and he felt bad that no one really believed in him much anymore. I wasn't about to sacrifice a person or an animal or anything..

Private ourlastbesthope January 3 2011, 21:27:02 UTC

As long as you clean it up. That was... thoughtful.

Private victimofnoone January 3 2011, 21:29:31 UTC

Thanks. I will!

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young_idealist January 3 2011, 12:57:23 UTC

He's getting sacrifices now?

victimofnoone January 3 2011, 20:26:25 UTC

He is a god.

young_idealist January 3 2011, 20:29:54 UTC

Did he demand one?

Last I checked, he wasn't the only god on board.

victimofnoone January 3 2011, 20:30:50 UTC

Nope. I just thought he might appreciate it.

He's my favorite god.

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victimofnoone January 3 2011, 20:27:50 UTC

It was self-defense. That cactus tried to murder me in my sleep, but he got his in the end..

Admit it. You think it's cute, even if your pretend God wouldn't like it.

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victimofnoone January 4 2011, 01:24:38 UTC

It wasn't revenge. It was a sacrifice.. and I'll clean it up.

I'm serious about the sacrifice to Loki. I'm just not serious about forcing you to choose Loki as your god.

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fuckyoucynthia January 3 2011, 15:26:02 UTC

Cute.

victimofnoone January 3 2011, 20:28:23 UTC

I try.

[Private]
It's weird that you still haven't been assigned yet. Everything okay?

[Private] fuckyoucynthia January 3 2011, 21:25:40 UTC

Seems like plenty of wardens have been left hanging for a while.

[Private] victimofnoone January 3 2011, 21:30:55 UTC

Yeah, I know. It never used to be like that.. I wonder what changed. [lolgamemechanics]

Have you been making friends?

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