Jan 03, 2011 02:14
[The video shows a pitch-black room. After a beat, a flashlight switches on to reveal the horribly mangled and bleeding corpse of-- a cactus. A voice that's quite obviously Hayley's but pretending not to be comes from off-screen.]
Your God is dead.
This creature is a sacrifice to the true god, Loki.
[Dramatic pause.]
[The flashlight flicks off and then, a few seconds later, the real light turns on, revealing the floor of Capa's room. Hayley walks over and picks up the camera, back to her normal voice and wearing an mischievous smile.]
Better late than never, right?
Oh, and! [She maneuvers the camera to zoom in on the scissors used to massacre the cactus. She wrote Howie's name on them in crayon.] Howie helped.
[There's a pause, a small laugh, and then Hayley reaches forward and turns the camera off. Friend duties fulfilled.]
[Private to Capa]
Don't worry. I'll clean it up.
ze neil howie,
still a killer,
ze wally west,
my one true god,
ze omega,
ze armand st just,
ze stephanie brown,
converting howie to immaturity,
ze robert capa,
ze william cooper,
ze loki,
ze arthas,
ze lucian,
ze persephone