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[vicodincrutch]

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Okay. I give. Where the hell am I? Pretty seamless trick so far. However, this could very well be a dream. That'd explain the lack of flaws. Maybe I'm not seeing them correctly.

If this is a dream there should be more Carmen Electra in the nude.

Nice place. It looks like I live here.

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[fromlegal]

4.3

[vicodincrutch]

I need more digits for your phone number.

[fromlegal]

I'm sorry, you must be mistaking me for Carmen.

[vicodincrutch]

I can settle for... what did you say your name was?

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[adamantined]

Do you really think you're dreaming?

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[vicodincrutch]

The evidence is compelling.

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[adamantined]

[There is a pause while she continues wondering whether or not everyone is getting played.]

Thinking all of this is a dream just makes it easier to deal with.

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[vicodincrutch]

This isn't a coma, I'd hear some kind of air pollution.

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[worksmart]

Pinched yourself, yet?

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[vicodincrutch]

It's not horrible enough yet. Are you here to fix it?

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[worksmart]

You haven't wandered through and found Foreman waiting in the bedroom yet?

Where were you, just now?

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[vicodincrutch]

I have wandered. No Foreman. You got my hopes up.

I'm in an apartment that I'm told is mine due to some cosmic timeshare. I hope I didn't pay too much for it. It's not that great.