082. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

Feeling bad? Could be worse. You could have hirsutism or hypertrichosis. Talk about a hairy situation. Hormones and DNA are

Comments

[worksmart]

Want me to check the hall?

[vicodincrutch]

What's the rush? Didn't you hear about the pizza and beer?

[worksmart]

I ate. And it's on my way.

[vicodincrutch]

Fine. Make yourself useful and pick up Foster's while you're at it.

[innovatorgps]

This City certainly does enjoy animals.

[vicodincrutch]

I didn't know you were so well read in fetishes.

[innovatorgps]

Doctor House!

[vicodincrutch]

What?

[vicodincrutch]

I think that Montenegro syndrome was the second pick when they were deciding the name for mad cow disease.

Could be.

[vicodincrutch]

Repulsion usually inspires quite a bit out of me.

That explains why you're still around.

[as_damaged]

It has been a while since she left, you're probably right.

[vicodincrutch]

You knew then.

i think she was out of the city during the whole hiatus? ;_; i could be wrong

[as_damaged]

It's not uncommon for some people, apparently.

<3

[vicodincrutch]

That 'quiet, too quiet' speaks for itself.

voice;

[gonnadieee]

H-how do I know if I have those?

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

Easily.

Is the majority of your hair on your head?

voice;

[gonnadieee]

. . . . . . . . . Y-yes.

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

Congratulations, you aren't a visible circus sideshow.