Comments | vicodincrutch: 082. Diagnosis

vicodincrutch

082. Diagnosis

Oct 20, 2009 23:34

The line starts here for rabies shots. Seriously. And while you're at it, pick up some Advantage on your way home. You'll thank me. A young boy who shall remain nameless can testify to the magical healing powers of precaution.

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thebearjew October 21 2009, 08:02:22 UTC

There's another shot I gotta get now?

Damn, it takes that darn mercury forever to get out of the system.

vicodincrutch October 21 2009, 08:05:48 UTC

Better lay off of the mercury, champ. Unless you want dementia.

thebearjew October 21 2009, 08:08:08 UTC

Hey, I don't give myself the goddamn vaccines. Doctors said I needed 'em before shipping out.

vicodincrutch October 21 2009, 08:11:07 UTC

All you do is take them like a man and get your sticker. Of course.

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eiremagic October 21 2009, 08:11:59 UTC

Shite. Better off I say.

vicodincrutch October 21 2009, 08:15:05 UTC

You also say shite.

eiremagic October 21 2009, 08:23:52 UTC

That isn't a problem, you know.

vicodincrutch October 21 2009, 08:29:35 UTC

Have you ever had Foster's? They say it is Australian for beer.

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vicodincrutch October 22 2009, 05:33:03 UTC

I didn't see you putting up wanted posters either. Come and get your slice.

It's not for the faint of stomach.

dr_foodsniffler October 21 2009, 15:59:56 UTC

Can I be the young boy who shall remain nameless?

vicodincrutch October 22 2009, 05:33:35 UTC

As long as you take your Advantage.

dr_foodsniffler October 22 2009, 06:03:36 UTC

Oh, I always take advantage.

vicodincrutch October 22 2009, 06:33:24 UTC

I'm sure cops must love that.

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