Comments | vicodincrutch: 005. Diagnosis

vicodincrutch

005. Diagnosis

Sep 18, 2007 16:14

Are they just handing out degrees in medicine in every place but America? Jesus Christ.

She doctor. Ask her about the crystals.

He is a doctor est. 1874 give or take a few years not that it would matter. What a good year for crackerjacks.

Not going to touch this, the latest arrival with a white coat.

Private to Brocklehurst/Viewable to Styles;

( Read more... )

quacks, doctoring

Comments 203

sealedinthunder September 18 2007, 23:29:51 UTC

Dr. Faust is actually a good doctor. When he's sane.

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:33:54 UTC

Faust.

No.

sealedinthunder September 18 2007, 23:34:52 UTC

Am I to understand you take issue with his name?

Good thing he's not Sol.

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:38:47 UTC

You've never read Faust: der Tragödie. Does your friend hang out with Satan?

Thread 18

number1gal September 18 2007, 23:31:38 UTC

So did you decide to work at the hospital Dr. House?

(ooc, that post is made of such WIN! ♥ )

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:34:41 UTC

Sure. Every other quack is. Might add integrity to the field.

[ooc; ♥]

number1gal September 18 2007, 23:40:28 UTC

Really? I don't really get sick, so I haven't been there in a while.

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:43:37 UTC

You don't go for a check up? Saves me the trouble.

Thread 7

holymadonna September 18 2007, 23:31:54 UTC

I am not from America, but several professionals of medicine from there were involved in my training if the thought comforts you.

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:35:18 UTC

A tad. Thanks mom...wait. What was your name again?

holymadonna September 18 2007, 23:37:51 UTC

Lilith Sahl, my dear son. I didn't remember yours either, you must forgive me.

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:39:54 UTC

Doctor Greg House. Lilith Sahl. First name I recognize. Should I be worried...

Thread 13

evrythingihave September 18 2007, 23:34:26 UTC

Some of us didn't have an America to go to for our schooling. Sorry about that inconvenience.

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:36:05 UTC

Don't apologize to me. Apologize to patients who walk in and trust the white coat. Then again, I suppose if you're stupid enough to not ask questions maybe not.

evrythingihave September 18 2007, 23:40:13 UTC

That's a lot of assumptions, considering that I was being sarcastic.

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:44:19 UTC

I saw your sarcasm and raised you one. Going to fold so soon?

Thread 22

floating_bamboo September 18 2007, 23:38:13 UTC

Kotetsu-fukutaichou is a quite competent healer, I assure you...

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:41:24 UTC

Competent is something I agree on. She speaks well. I think that maybe the burning olive leaves or use of crystals could be trouble.

floating_bamboo September 18 2007, 23:42:02 UTC

...what?

vicodincrutch September 18 2007, 23:45:25 UTC

You too. I'll spell it out for you: I think she is intelligent but mislead.

Thread 32