There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium ( Read more... )

...Son of a bitch. Zhe shi shen me lan dong xi?

I did something wrong in a past life, didn't I? This has to be some kind of retroactive payback on the universe's part. Or proof that whatever ba wang came up with this particular day can claim the title of "Even more sadistic than Malcolm Reynolds ( Read more... )

Wo de ma he ta de fen kuang de wai sheng dou, I'm really curious. When did it sound like a good plan to you to get River drunk? Do you have any idea what kind of danger you were putting her in?

...Mei-mei, we need to go into the infirmary today so I can give you an examination and then we're having a talk about the evils of alcohol. Meds don' ( Read more... )

Bickering over the network? Can you all become more childish?

Ni men dou bi zui!

I'm...not very good at talking to girls.

...Anyone, really, but especially girls.

((OOC: It feels like shooting fish in a barrel, really, but I saw the curse and I couldn't resist. ^^;;;))

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[The voice that comes on is slow and slurred-sounding.]

...Where'm I? This a hoshpital? Haven't been in one'a them in a long time...as a doctor, 'least.

...Ohhhhhh, s'a ship. Wha'm I doin' on a ship?

...I need a drink. My head's killin' me. Anyone got'ny sake they wanna share...?

[There's a pause, and a small gasp.]B-b- ( Read more... )

This again?

...If we could just skip all the questions that have anything to do with incest this time? I'd appreciate it. In fact, I could answer them all for you right now: I'm not romantically involved with my sister, I never have been, and I'm not going to be in the future.

You're all lunatics.

You've already killed one woman, and what do you have to show for it? There's no less evil here or anywhere else, and that won't change whether you murder one more person or a dozen. They're innocent people! Even if they have done something wrong, their deaths won't do anything but add you to the list of guilty parties ( Read more... )

Well, I reckon my black bag's growin' a little empty. Time to mosey into town and get me some supplies 'fore someone decides it's high time for a shootout at the corral.

Miz Kaylee, care to join me?

((OOC: Still his doctory self, except now he's got a cadence to his speech. And he's dressed like Doc Holliday here...but wait, that's not hardly ( Read more... )

...If anyone's sick or injured, they're on their own today. I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than turn the lights on a second time.

River, you didn't drink too much yesterday, did you? If you did, the alcohol could have interfered with your medication...