057. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Shut up. Shut up. Will everyone shut up. Playing doctor is fun isn't it? Playing doctor when there is no authority? Not only is that dangerous and likely not the fun sexy kind, it is stupid. To anyone who is ready to believe in something because it is on the network and a nice person said it, the consequences are all yours. Enjoy

Comments

[bitingnightmare]

Where's your punchline.

[vicodincrutch]

It called in sick today.

[bitingnightmare]

Boring. Russia won't even score you.

[vicodincrutch]

In Soviet Russia it scores you.

[eiremagic]

No one's going to listen to you. They're all to bloody stupid.

[vicodincrutch]

This would be my reference for the part where I say "I told you so" for later in our program.

[eiremagic]

Well I listened to you.

[vicodincrutch]

Let's mark this occasion. I'm having cake tonight.

[holymadonna]

It was worth the effort and the pizza. Now all we have to do is wait if the deity campaign is successful or unleash something worse and be ready for a potential crisis in our hands.

How are you feeling?

[vicodincrutch]

A good scout is always prepared. Besides having pocket knives. You actually liked the pizza? Shock and awe.

Fine.

[ooc; everybody lies!]

[holymadonna]

I am uncomplicated in my preferences.

Honestly, Doctor House.

[vicodincrutch]

I like how you avoided saying "I'm easy."

Cold weather makes me stiff in an unpleasant and painful way.

[lyra_of_dust]

I'd like to think everyone here's bright enough to avoid taking whatever the deities offer. But that's too optimistic of me.

[vicodincrutch]

Deities nothing. Everyone is an medical authority. We're so healthy it is sickening, clearly.

[lyra_of_dust]

Are you talking about the lady acting like a nursemaid on the network?

[vicodincrutch]

Her and others. It's a choir of know-it-alls.

[blackeyedskank]

Someone is grou-chy.

[vicodincrutch]

And right. Don't forget that part.

[blackeyedskank]

I can't forget if you keep reminding me.

[vicodincrutch]

Pst! That's the point.