057. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Shut up. Shut up. Will everyone shut up. Playing doctor is fun isn't it? Playing doctor when there is no authority? Not only is that dangerous and likely not the fun sexy kind, it is stupid. To anyone who is ready to believe in something because it is on the network and a nice person said it, the consequences are all yours. Enjoy

Comments

[eiremagic]

No one's going to listen to you. They're all to bloody stupid.

[vicodincrutch]

This would be my reference for the part where I say "I told you so" for later in our program.

[eiremagic]

Well I listened to you.

[vicodincrutch]

Let's mark this occasion. I'm having cake tonight.

[eiremagic]

So how sick are you?

[vicodincrutch]

I'm not. I want cake. You did something that is worth a slice however rare it may be.

[eiremagic]

Fine. I'll bring you a cake.

[vicodincrutch]

So how sick are you?

[eiremagic]

I don't get sick.

[vicodincrutch]

And yet you're buying the cake. You're either sad, pitying me or getting ready for a bribe besides wanting cake.

[eiremagic]

Maybe I like to make sure you don't bitch at people.

[vicodincrutch]

There isn't enough cake in the world. I hope you know that.