051. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

You're older. Yippy skippy. I'm sure you're just thrilled about the crow's feet and cellulite. Not to mention insurance, retiring, making ends meet and still trying to fit into those tight pants

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[caf_pow_girl]

Not cursed then?

[vicodincrutch]

I look this good all the time.

[caf_pow_girl]

When it works and it's not broken who needs to fix it?

[vicodincrutch]

You're very right.

However, that doesn't keep you out of the 8 area. On the high end of it though.

[eastern_magic]

Rate the growth?

[vicodincrutch]

All in the name of aesthetics.

[eastern_magic]

I am afraid that I do not understand this...

[vicodincrutch]

Here's the break down:

0-3 You are Ugly, you should wear a mask, get a face job or work at the circus.

4-5 You're Decent. Better after a few drinks.

6-7 Cute, but not Beautiful. You're Katie Holmes

8 You're in your prime. Take a picture it may last longer. You're more beautiful than most people.

9 Why aren't you in the movies?

10 What are you doing tonight?

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[treadingdawn]

Jail bait?

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[vicodincrutch]

Robbing the cradle.

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[treadingdawn]

What does that even mean?

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[vicodincrutch]

Dating someone much younger than yourself.

[warped_inside]

Not everyone would complain about getting older, you know.

Though I think there's a little too much of it going on today.

[vicodincrutch]

If you don't complain about it then there must be something wrong.

[warped_inside]

It's the 'grass is always greener' thing. The alternative isn't the fabulous prize some people think.

[vicodincrutch]

It's mostly your brain that makes you an 8, Toshiko-chan. It takes you up out of all of the Katie Holmeses.

[toobad_sosad]

Rating?

[vicodincrutch]

Baby, you're a 9.

[toobad_sosad]

A 9? This still makes no sense to me.

[vicodincrutch]

In this context does it?