051. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

You're older. Yippy skippy. I'm sure you're just thrilled about the crow's feet and cellulite. Not to mention insurance, retiring, making ends meet and still trying to fit into those tight pants

Comments

[eastern_magic]

Rate the growth?

[vicodincrutch]

All in the name of aesthetics.

[eastern_magic]

I am afraid that I do not understand this...

[vicodincrutch]

Here's the break down:

0-3 You are Ugly, you should wear a mask, get a face job or work at the circus.

4-5 You're Decent. Better after a few drinks.

6-7 Cute, but not Beautiful. You're Katie Holmes

8 You're in your prime. Take a picture it may last longer. You're more beautiful than most people.

9 Why aren't you in the movies?

10 What are you doing tonight?

[eastern_magic]

...You've really thought this out.

[vicodincrutch]

There has to be some kind of a system.

[eastern_magic]

If you insist.

[vicodincrutch]

Oh I do. That's how things roll.