Some days -- okay, most days, for me -- you just can't make this shit up.

Jul 05, 2009 06:10

Last night, I discovered that one of my classier specimens of neighbour (the extremely overweight man with a penchant for using electrical leafblowers and/or divebombing into his pool during lightning storms, to be specific!) is actually a thief who ninja'd the retirement funds out of the house of some other elderly neighbours, and that the house ( Read more... )

ihni, my life is epic, ideka, lol wut, crazy mother, wao :|, holidays, i could not make this shit up, but wait there's more!, r u srs, eureka seven, i cannot move soon enough, and people wonder why i'm not patriotic, epic conversations of epicness, drugs are bad mmk, a fucking +, i have nothing but dots, what the hell is wrong with everything, wtf r u doin, oh self, what the hell is wrong with everyone, wtf

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aetherae July 5 2009, 10:28:00 UTC
Honestly, if my parents ever asked how I know for sure you're not ~*faking*~ your identity or something, it's because YOUR LIFE IS TOO CRACKED OUT TO MAKE UP. SERIOUSLY.

B-But Stoner the lizard AHAHAHA. That one shall be my favourite.

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vicious_lullaby July 5 2009, 10:48:41 UTC
LMFAO INORITE T_T;;;

I think Doggielizard shall be mine. Perhaps I shall even make him wear a teenytiny lizardhat. :3

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