I really do love how my mother cannot even EAT without being a moron about it.

[vicious_lullaby]

My mother was making toast a bit ago, and the smell of it reminded me of an interesting anecdote.

…not surprisingly, seeing as my entire life is fucking crammed full of them, but y’know.

Anyroad!

Lately, my mother has developed a habit of dumping butter - real butter, not margarine or the fat-free kind we always used to keep in the house - into

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[vicious_lullaby]

I KNOW. :| It's like there is so much butter that it just seeps through the screen and into your skin by osmosis or something a;ldfgadf.

Sadly, yes. It is absolutely on par with what passes for my mother's own particular brand of "logic."

[amorphic]

face + palm = OTP

[grass_angel]

The only thing I can think of is that I hope her butter doesn't look like this: [+]

Saying that though, grass-fed cows have more nutrients in their milk (and thus their butter) than grain-fed cows. Useless fact FTW.

[stace_s]

I'll admit, I love margarine with a passion and put waaaay too much on stuff, but I can't fathom burrying my food in it and THEN whining about being fat. It should be an obvious connection. 0_o Oh well. You're tiny so why not rejoice in the buttery goodness? =D

[fujoshi_desu]

fat-free butter is worse for your body to digest and use than real butter, but real butter is more fattening. It just has a better type of fat...and thus better for you than fat-free butter>.> I love the saying "All things in moderation." ^^;