BRB DED OF GLITTER

[vicious_lullaby]

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If the spoilers ALONE were enough to literally make me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit, THEN MAYBE READING BREAKING DAWN REALLY WOULD BE WORTH MY TIME.

Oh my glittery god. XDXD;;;

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[shaebay]

SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*dies*

[vicious_lullaby]

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THAT DUDE FROM PETER PAN. o_O;;;;

[shaebay]

ummm...I've never seen/read Peter Pan. I saw the kids going out of the window as a little kid and never watched the full movie, so I have no idea who you are referring too, lol.

[vicious_lullaby]

I haven't seen it in yeeeaaaars. But, I do have vague memories of this dude:

http://members.tripod.com/lcw1980/peter069.jpg

...yeah. >.>;;;

[unedited]

I hope that the book also has glitter text, because THAT LINE IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT IT

[vicious_lullaby]

INORITE. I kind of want to walk into Borders, dump glitter all over every single copy of the book, and then just calmly walk right back out.

[vicious_lullaby]

http://community.livejournal.com/literaryquotes/6076699.html

There are some particularly choice tidbits here. However, I have not been arsed to go and hunt down the rest. >.>;;;

[missykitty0115]

Rene + Esme =/= Renesmee/Nessie.

SERIOUSLY. NESSIE? XDDDD

Albus Severus >>> Nessie. Maybe.

BREAKING DAWN IS NOW THE 'EPIC!FAIL LOL WTF WERE YOU ON WHEN YOU WROTE THIS' BOOK. XDDD I can't wait to read it~.

[vicious_lullaby]

........LMFAO WAT

"Oh, well, we've got vampires and werewolves; but I feel like it's just missing something..? I KNOW! NESSIE! 8DDDb"

DUDE SRSLY EVEN ALBUS SEVERUS WASN'T QUITE THAT BAD. I THINK.

AND I AGREE SO HARD. XDDDD;

[celemna]

It's so awful but so lulzy XD

[vicious_lullaby]

I knoooooooow. XDDDDD;

[celemna]

What's more lulzy is how Jacob calls Renesme Nessie.

NOM NOMNOM