BRB DED OF GLITTER
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If the spoilers ALONE were enough to literally make me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit, THEN MAYBE READING BREAKING DAWN REALLY WOULD BE WORTH MY TIME.
Oh my glittery god. XDXD;;;
vicious-lullaby: Is Renesmee even a NAME? o_O
kiwikittyboy: it is now
kiwikittyboy: 201 google results, all of them for Breaking Dawn
vicious-lullaby: *goes to fetch her baby name book*
kiwikittyboy: lol one of the results
kiwikittyboy: h and RENESMEE? RENESMEE? RENESMEE? i mean come on why not name the her HOBART BEAZER if you are going to give such a hideous name to a character!
vicious-lullaby: LAWL
vicious-lullaby: and yeah no
vicious-lullaby: also, her mother's name was Renee, so it must have been like, "~*SPARKLES*~ BELLA, MY LOVE! LET US NAME THE CHILD AFTER YOUR DEARLY DEPARTED MOTHER!"
"But Edward, I wanted our beautiful sproglet to have a unique name, to match the uniqueness of it's epic sparkling! But it is of course important that we honour our parents and all..."
"...HOW ABOUT WE JUST TACK 'SMEE' ONTO THE END OF IT~? :D"
".......BRILLIANT, MY LOVE! :D"
vicious-lullaby: ???
kiwikittyboy: LOL.
vicious-lullaby: ...oh wait LOL I FORGOT HER MOTHER ISN'T EVEN DEAD
vicious-lullaby: YOU SEE HOW MUCH ATTENTION I PAY TO THIS SHIT
vicious-lullaby: (...'course, if MY daughter got knocked up by a vampire at like eighteen and decided to name the resulting sprog 'Jaceysmee' I'm pretty fucking sure I'd WISH I was dead, so...)
ALSO:
The light danced, shattering off Edward's crystal hands. The sparkles were tinged with red, with the blood that covered his skin.
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE POINT WHERE I LOST IT AND WENT INTO MY COUGHING FIT.
ALSO, EDWARD MUST HAVE BEEN THE MOST USEFUL PERSON AT ANY BIRTH EVAR, AMIRITE? FATHER AND COACH AND FOCUSING OBJECT ALL IN ONE~!
“OW OW OW -“
“NONO MY LOVE, DON’T FOCUS ON THE PAIN, FOCUS ON ME INSTEAD~!”
“…OHAI SHINY OBJECT! *_________*”
Goddammit maybe I’d even consider breeding myself if I got to be distracted by shiny objects during the delivery too. D:
And quite frankly, I don’t give a shit what anyone else says; these books are fucking awesome if you don’t take them seriously. (And really, how could you? o_O;;;;)
They’re just like badfic-quotes in novel form, with added glitter. *A*;;
If the spoilers ALONE were enough to literally make me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit, THEN MAYBE READING BREAKING DAWN REALLY WOULD BE WORTH MY TIME.
Oh my glittery god. XDXD;;;
vicious-lullaby: Is Renesmee even a NAME? o_O
kiwikittyboy: it is now
kiwikittyboy: 201 google results, all of them for Breaking Dawn
vicious-lullaby: *goes to fetch her baby name book*
kiwikittyboy: lol one of the results
kiwikittyboy: h and RENESMEE? RENESMEE? RENESMEE? i mean come on why not name the her HOBART BEAZER if you are going to give such a hideous name to a character!
vicious-lullaby: LAWL
vicious-lullaby: and yeah no
vicious-lullaby: also, her mother's name was Renee, so it must have been like, "~*SPARKLES*~ BELLA, MY LOVE! LET US NAME THE CHILD AFTER YOUR DEARLY DEPARTED MOTHER!"
"But Edward, I wanted our beautiful sproglet to have a unique name, to match the uniqueness of it's epic sparkling! But it is of course important that we honour our parents and all..."
"...HOW ABOUT WE JUST TACK 'SMEE' ONTO THE END OF IT~? :D"
".......BRILLIANT, MY LOVE! :D"
vicious-lullaby: ???
kiwikittyboy: LOL.
vicious-lullaby: ...oh wait LOL I FORGOT HER MOTHER ISN'T EVEN DEAD
vicious-lullaby: YOU SEE HOW MUCH ATTENTION I PAY TO THIS SHIT
vicious-lullaby: (...'course, if MY daughter got knocked up by a vampire at like eighteen and decided to name the resulting sprog 'Jaceysmee' I'm pretty fucking sure I'd WISH I was dead, so...)
ALSO:
The light danced, shattering off Edward's crystal hands. The sparkles were tinged with red, with the blood that covered his skin.
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE POINT WHERE I LOST IT AND WENT INTO MY COUGHING FIT.
ALSO, EDWARD MUST HAVE BEEN THE MOST USEFUL PERSON AT ANY BIRTH EVAR, AMIRITE? FATHER AND COACH AND FOCUSING OBJECT ALL IN ONE~!
“OW OW OW -“
“NONO MY LOVE, DON’T FOCUS ON THE PAIN, FOCUS ON ME INSTEAD~!”
“…OHAI SHINY OBJECT! *_________*”
Goddammit maybe I’d even consider breeding myself if I got to be distracted by shiny objects during the delivery too. D:
And quite frankly, I don’t give a shit what anyone else says; these books are fucking awesome if you don’t take them seriously. (And really, how could you? o_O;;;;)
They’re just like badfic-quotes in novel form, with added glitter. *A*;;