I know how I'm going to grow old now.

[vibratingsheep]

Following a lunch conversation about that Palo Alto man who fabricated a story about a mountain lion attack, most likely to drive people away from a Palo Alto-only park, I have decided what kind of crazy old man I'm going to be. No cats, dogs, or collections for me, no sir

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[pockyman]

So, the question is, what do you do if you really do get 'meddling kids'?

[kalium]

Kill the dog first, obviously.

[c0rtana]

a new bill for child support.

or worse, reinforcements for Ami.

[hamusutaa]

Okay, so immediately my brain started filling in the gaps to make this a full Scooby Doo episode.

"I just found this japanese porn sountrack" "Jeepers, that's a clue!"

"The mountain lion really is... " *rips off mask* Everyone: "OLD MAN DOM!" "And I would have gotten away with it, yadda yadda yadda."

"Well, Scoob, it turns out there was no mountain lion after all... Scoob?" *turns to see he's been talking to a real mountain lion* "But if that's the... and old man Dom was.... and you are...." *lion roars* *Shaggy runs* *Everyone laughs*

[credits]

[bigdumbthing]

Goddamn Andy, that was funny.

[sirgareth]

Palo Alto-only park? How's that work?

Also, dibs on being the shifty eyed out-of-towner everyone calls The Kipper.